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Caterwaulin'
Jun. 29th, 2008 12:56 pm Dear Cat, Cracker Thief and Bug Light Knocker Overer,
Artemis, you had better stop stealing my Cheez-its. It was cute the first time, funny the second time and highly annoying the third. Now I find a hole chewed through the box and crumbly bits of cheesy goodness spread all over the couch...and not even the dogs will lick it up. I do not like vacuuming. It makes me feel all domestic.
So, in conclusion, do not steal my snack foods. I feed you plenty. You weigh fifteen pounds. No one is going to believe you are starving.
Also, it's not my fault that you stopped doing your job and haven't killed a bug in two months forcing my father to get an indoor bug light. Stop knocking it over at four in the morning and scaring the crap out of me. My father is trying to wage war on the insect population of greater Lorain County and you'll just have to accept that you are no longer a foot soldier in that war.
That's all.
KTHANX.
Katie, the-now-crackerless.
Artemis, you had better stop stealing my Cheez-its. It was cute the first time, funny the second time and highly annoying the third. Now I find a hole chewed through the box and crumbly bits of cheesy goodness spread all over the couch...and not even the dogs will lick it up. I do not like vacuuming. It makes me feel all domestic.
So, in conclusion, do not steal my snack foods. I feed you plenty. You weigh fifteen pounds. No one is going to believe you are starving.
Also, it's not my fault that you stopped doing your job and haven't killed a bug in two months forcing my father to get an indoor bug light. Stop knocking it over at four in the morning and scaring the crap out of me. My father is trying to wage war on the insect population of greater Lorain County and you'll just have to accept that you are no longer a foot soldier in that war.
That's all.
KTHANX.
Katie, the-now-crackerless.
