More brains, less stupid

Dear Walking Dead,

I am annoyed with you. You have some of the worst pacing problems I have seen, ever. I know that cliffhangers keep people coming back, but there needs to be more to the show than five minutes of "Zomg, I hope no one dies! and fifty minutes of "I HATE this guy. Why aren't the zombies eating him yet? In fact, where are the damn zombies in my zombie apocalypse? WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING? Why is nothing happening? It's just a show about some folks camping."

Also, I am irritated that the only major female character so far is having an affair. The affair, on her end, doesn't bother me so much (okay it does, but I can chalk it up to stress and the fact that her husband seems to be terminally stupid). BUT, she chose to cheat on her guber husband with the skeeziest character on the show. I think that I like the asshole, racist, idiot better (though not by much). Also, I don't like his nose, mainly because it hasn't been punched yet.


However, you have introduced some pretty cool looking characters, including a lot more women, so I shall continue to watch. And I have to say, your zombie make-up is pretty cool. Torso zombie in the first episode? Gave me nightmares.

But seriously, is it too much to ask for a main character that isn't clinically stupid? Because that would be nice. I'm still pissed off about the horse getting eaten. And yet...I like that he wakes up to a zombie filled shit storm and puts on his uniform and pretty much goes back to work. That's the sorta symbolism I can get behind.


But if Glen dies, we are so over.


xoxoxoxo

~Katie