Nothing says I love you more than stuffed rodents.

[darkelf105]

This is what I got for Made-Up-Sooper-Expensive-Guilt-Making-Loneliness-Causing-Pink-White-And-Red-Fake-Heart-Shaped-Corporate-Backed-Consumer-Holiday isn't it cute? It looks just like my old guinea pig, Coconut, who died a long time ago.  Thank you Ryan, love. Tis adorable.

ETA: it also has glittery paw and ears. Highly desirable traits in a guinea pig, I assure you.