Hahahahaha

[darkelf105]

 So last night I read a yaoi in which there is a serious and touching relationship between a secondary bishounen character and a giant clam.

And no, clam is not a euphemism. 


The mangaka really meant this sort of clam:



Did I mention there was cuddling....and that the clam not only had inner dialog but a flashback as well? Well, if I didn't there was. Also, there were talking hammerhead sharks. And did I mention it was a freaking giant clam?!!!!

In conclusion: I love you Japan.

Comments

[i-renovated.livejournal.com]

OK, this has been stewing in my brain since you posted it...I just HAVE to know...have to see it for myself. What is the title?

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

Lol, you may regret this. It's called Selfish Mr. Mermaid.

Belive it or not, it's not the most insane yaoi manga I've ever read. I think that prize must go to Innocent Bird, in which there are cyborg-foetus seraphim in jars, Jesus is a parrot that rides on Judas's shoulder, a Judas that wields a big fat cross and smites evil with it to redeem himself in the eyes of parrot-Jesus (there is an implied lurv relationship between them), Satan shows up and kicks Beezlebub's ass and there are angel power ups. It was crazy, but pretty.

[i-renovated.livejournal.com]

Selfish or Shelfish Mr. Mermaid. [smirk] What a riot on both accounts! hee hee hee hee...you a sick pup, darkelf...me like.

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

Yaoi is one of my many, many guilty pleasures. I think I like them for the same myriad of reasons that people like bodice-ripper romance novels and certian sub-genres of erotica. Except, since they're comics, they only take like about forty or so minutes to read and thus I do not have to invest as much time in them as I would a romance novel or an erotic novel. I can't sustain other people's romance/sexual fantasies that long, I get tired and bored and wander off....however, yaoi is not only fantastical, it is insane. As evidence by boy/clam relationship and the mermaid(man?) in the bathtub.