Ex-ter-mi-NATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .....Write me some poetry peoples.

[darkelf105]

Okay, after lady_bell's guilty confession that she adores the Daleks because they are adorable, I had to rethink my opinion of them. I had originally thought they were kinda stupid and that some pretty sweet theme music had been wasted on them.


Now that I'm going to be moving onto S3, I have also come to the conclusion that they are made of teh_awesome.

I think it's that note of hysteria in their voices. That little, little scream they get at the end of all their sentences.


On that note, I tried talking like a Dalek for a day. I was amused. I think my family was going to kill me. They did not take my threatening with the egg beater and toilet plunger as seriously as they should. Clearly, they don't know Daleks.


That being said, I had a hysterical, sleep deprived vision of a Dalek reading poetry. This then led me to another thought: What would Dalek poetry be like? A million points of win to whoever writes some Dalek poetry. A million, gazillion more to whoever can rhyme EXTERMINATE!!!!!!

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What if...

[i-renovated.livejournal.com]

...the Daleks came to harvest your brain, to put you into an egg beater and plunger trash can for the rest of eternity? You know I can't stay away from a challenge like that.

Failed Dalek-Human Progenitor

Be-ware, we will so-phi-sti-Kate
While you we now bom-ba-sti-Kate

We do wish to in-ti-mi-date
You, sche-duled to di-la-pi-date
Unless you we e-man-ci-pate
Your bo-dy to Ex-o-ne-rate
You no more will ex-pec-to-rate
Time-less life will re-mu-ne-rate

A-llow us to ill-u-mi-nate,
Re-move your need to mas-tur-bate:
Con-vert. Do no pro-cra-sti-nate!
Our tem-pers you ex-a-cer-bate.
Your brain we will ex-tra-po-late.
You re-fuse? Then in-cri-mi-nate!

We have no choice: ex-ter-mi-nate!
Ex-ter-mi-nate! Ex-ter-mi-nate!

Re: What if...

[i-renovated.livejournal.com]

ack...i cut out the first line, which should read:

You ask us to e-lu-ci-date

Re: What if...

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

LOL! I so knew you'd try! That is made of awesome!

Re: What if...

[i-renovated.livejournal.com]

I'm predictable that way! Oh, and there are some great downloads from the Doctor Who site if you haven't found it yet. My phone says EXTERMINATE when I get a new voice mail.

http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/sounds/ (Doctor Who S1 S2 Sounds)

http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/sounds/dalekchorus1a.mp3 (poetry jam mood-setter)

Re: What if...

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

Oh, the links are busted :(. But I'll check out the site anywho!

[lady-bell.livejournal.com]

oh my, I could not help myself! This is really cute, in an I'm on crack sort of way. I dunno, the song does it for me. I found it after watching the llama inspired dalek song you showed me. Thanks for that, btw :)

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

Lol, I've seen this one, too! Heeheehee! Um, may I steal your Dalek icon? I've been looking for one all day and couldn't find one :(.

[lady-bell.livejournal.com]

Aww, yes you may snatch my Dalek. I just googled "dalek avatar" and one of the first sites that popped up had a bunch of Dr. Who avatars. I added the "giggle" in paint XD

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Yay! The giggle part cracks me up. I knew that I failed when I looked through LJ and couldn't find any. I knew I shoulda googled it.

teehee!

[lady-bell.livejournal.com]

ZOMG http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/80f3/

couldn't help myself

Re: teehee!

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

Omg! I want one sooooooooo bad!