Stupid Snow

Dear College,

 Cleveland State, whyfor didn't you just cancel classes? Tis a mess out there. And I have a test, therefore, I must go, but if you had canceled class, I wouldn't have to drive in this gross, snowy car death weather. CSU, I don't like the direction our relationship is going. You're pricey and cost a lot more than I can afford, so if every once in awhile you'd take me into consideration, I'd feel better and maybe take you out to dinner more. Don't you want Red Lobster's Cheddar Bay biscuits? Cuz you could have that, baby, if only you'd take it easy on me every so often.

KTHNX

Katie