Stupid Snow

[darkelf105]

Dear College,

 Cleveland State, whyfor didn't you just cancel classes? Tis a mess out there. And I have a test, therefore, I must go, but if you had canceled class, I wouldn't have to drive in this gross, snowy car death weather. CSU, I don't like the direction our relationship is going. You're pricey and cost a lot more than I can afford, so if every once in awhile you'd take me into consideration, I'd feel better and maybe take you out to dinner more. Don't you want Red Lobster's Cheddar Bay biscuits? Cuz you could have that, baby, if only you'd take it easy on me every so often.

KTHNX

Katie

Comments

[lady-bell.livejournal.com]

lol, I <3 u

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

I heart you, too, babe. You'll find this funny. We went to class...and then the motherfuckers cancelled it. It took us four fucking hours to get home from school....well there was a stop for bunny food, but still.

[jetthomasboat.livejournal.com]

We got a bunch of snow in my town and it took forever for them to shovel it, plus at my college campus, on the path from the library to the rest of the campus, there's this little spot that always gets filled with water and subsequentally freezes. I actually fell and caught my armpit on the railing. That hurt.

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

Damn, that does hurt, you totally have my condolences (did that last year...and broke my favorite messenger bag in the process). This is why things should just close when the weather decides to be gross and sneeze it's icy snot all over and not use Purell.

[jetthomasboat.livejournal.com]

Today the same walk way mentioned above has like ankle deep snow that they've yet to move.

[rayechu.livejournal.com]

Well they did cancel it eventually. Maybe Red Lobster just wasn't good enough? Next time promise something fancier!

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

I suppose you're right. I'd take CSU somewhere classier like Carabas but I'm scared she'd get trashed and mess the place up. CSU can be like that.