Meddle not in the affairs of the dragon, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Komodos really do have venom. I'm sorta put out by this, because I always liked the idea that their mouths were so dirty they killed.

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I'm having Singapore Chow Mein Fund for dinner. I do believe this is the most exciting thing to have happened this week.


That and being in the best mood ever, for no explicable reason.