Meddle not in the affairs of the dragon, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

[darkelf105]

Komodos really do have venom. I'm sorta put out by this, because I always liked the idea that their mouths were so dirty they killed.

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[rokk-lobster.livejournal.com]

Guess that meens back to the drawing board on the T-Rex bite too.

Also, I liked the part of the article where the poacher was stalked for days before being eaten. Cool.

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

I dunno if you will see this, but here's a link to a story about a missing link in the primate chain. It's apparently important because it helps establish pre-primate evolution: http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2009/may/19/ida-fossil-missing-link

[guinlet.livejournal.com]

"...their mouths were so dirty they killed."
I've been secretly teaching Komodo Dragons dirty words! My army will soon be complete, they just need to learn "FuckShitAssWhore"!!!

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

Aha! I shall thwart your nefarious plan with Orbit, for it fixes a dirty mouth.


But only if a blonde British lady agrees to come and comment on the action.

[guinlet.livejournal.com]

"What the french, toast?"
Bla bla, something about a "cootie queen"
"Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker!"

[lenusazul.livejournal.com]

I want to let you know that if you would like to have a friend brthday party that is not at your house my apartment would gladly house it! And I laughed at the picture you used for the post.

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

Toshiro Mifune is as god! And I would love to have my birthday at your place :)! I found History of the World...we should watch that! And Big Lebowski...and, and!...

...I still gotta bring over my PS2 so you can see the crack that is Persona 3.