I haz the plague...

[darkelf105]

I have the worst case of flu. I haven't been this sick since I was a kid. This is the fourth day of it and the only reason I'm ambulatory is because I have a math test (sorry all you anonymous CSU suckers I will come in contact with, because despite my best efforts to wash my hands every chance I get and proper cough etiquette, you'll all probably get it as this mofo is contagious as hell).

I have spent more time in front of the tv than I have in the last three years combined. It's led to some startling realizations on my part:

There is nothing on. Why are we all paying for this?

Yes, you can watch the same episode of the Daily Show three times in the same day and still be amused. It also proves how lazy you are.

The drug Chantix is a ho and prolly killed your grandmother.

No, I do not want to go to Scott Hamilton And Friends On Ice. Scott Hamilton hasn't got any friends, precious. Only acquaintances.

I find the commercial for car insurance with the talking pothole hysterical. I dunno. Gimme a break, I've been running a fever on and off for days.

Black Jack tacos look disgusting. Por que? Por que.

I have no brain left, especially not after twelve+ hours of the Golden Girls. God I hate Blanche.

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[guinlet.livejournal.com]

Blanche Devereaux is a saint, and don't you forget it. I'll tell myself that's the drugs talking...

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

If it puts my soup in danger, then yes, it is the drugs talking :).

[snarp]

Agh. That sucks. Feel better.

(I stay in the house all the time, which makes me feel slightly less nervous about not being able to get either flu shot.)

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

Yes, you should stay in your house. Forever, or at least until this flu season is over.

I was at school today for the first time in a week and a half and most of the students weren't there and EVERYONE and their backpacks, and shirts, and shoes, and well EVERYTHING, was coughing. It's horrible. This is seriously the worst bug I've had, not counting the food poisoning I got when I was little and was thus forced to be nauseous at the sight of delicious kielbasa for about fifteen years.

I never want this again. I would sacrifice some one else's first born not to have this again.

...or get the flu shot next year....which I've never felt the compunction to before....it's just so baaaaaaaaaaaad. Listen to me whine via inernets for I've had no human contact (my uber sick family...and that's the whole family, even the relatives that don't live with me) for a week!

[snarp]

Urgh. I hope you get better soon. (And your family! Sick family members are very troubling, especially when you have to clean up their emanations.)

I've cleverly been going out and doing stuff the past few days, AND NOW MY THROAT HAS CLOSED UP. I should have listened to your sage advice.

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

I am sorry to hear that. I really, really hope you do not get sick! It was awful and I do not wish it upon anyone, not even Plato, not even for writing the Republic.

[lady-bell.livejournal.com]

Booo, hope you feel better my dear *cyber hugs*

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

I do feel better! Thank you! ::hugs back::.