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darkelf105Why yes Covergirl (or other assorted make-up company, I was only half paying attention, what with the DEATH), I do not look like Jessica Alba. And am horribly afflicted and gross because I don't and am also a bad person who kills puppies. But wait! You have a cure for this malicious malfeasance on the part of the universe and my parents' DNA? Really? I only have to buy your mascara? Oh thank god! Not looking like Jessica Alba can be a real pain, so for seven dollars, I'll DEFINITELY fix this. Right away!
...except advertising works and despite my rage over the body issues women have competing with utterly gorgeous Hollywood gals and their unrealistic looks, I'm still going to buy a new tube of mascara...probably as soon as I can stop coughing....
...except advertising works and despite my rage over the body issues women have competing with utterly gorgeous Hollywood gals and their unrealistic looks, I'm still going to buy a new tube of mascara...probably as soon as I can stop coughing....