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Mar. 11th, 2010 06:08 pmDrizzt vs Kahlan cage match.
As a Drizzt fanbunny (though I would have written that scene a little different) I am relieved he beats Richard,. Thank you. Someone had to do it.
Poor Kahlan....I liked you till the series lost its collective mind around book four. Was that the one with the unbelievably EVUL CHICKEN OF DOOMED DOOM? Or the salvific statue of pure saving awesomeness that Richard makes, totally untrained. You know the one, the one that saves the EVERYONE and most likely also stopped them from ever having to pay taxes again? Because whatever one that was in, I read that far before, I thought, "Hmmm, I dunno....where's the Wheel of Time* at, because I need to stop." And I never, ever started again.
*This was the actual thought. Really, I swear. Then I stopped reading Wheel of Time because it was boring and re-read Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy instead. This was a tramatic year of reading for me because it also included Lackey's Last Herald Mage and one Darkover novel as well as whichever Pern novel had the psychic dolphins.
As a Drizzt fanbunny (though I would have written that scene a little different) I am relieved he beats Richard,. Thank you. Someone had to do it.
Poor Kahlan....I liked you till the series lost its collective mind around book four. Was that the one with the unbelievably EVUL CHICKEN OF DOOMED DOOM? Or the salvific statue of pure saving awesomeness that Richard makes, totally untrained. You know the one, the one that saves the EVERYONE and most likely also stopped them from ever having to pay taxes again? Because whatever one that was in, I read that far before, I thought, "Hmmm, I dunno....where's the Wheel of Time* at, because I need to stop." And I never, ever started again.
*This was the actual thought. Really, I swear. Then I stopped reading Wheel of Time because it was boring and re-read Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy instead. This was a tramatic year of reading for me because it also included Lackey's Last Herald Mage and one Darkover novel as well as whichever Pern novel had the psychic dolphins.