Bah, no more day time naps.

[darkelf105]

Today I dreamed that I was the genteel, ultra-nerdy Jeremy Wade, of River Monsters fame. In this dream, I/Jeremy Wade along with co-worker B, set out to the Caribbean in search of SOMETHING AQUATIC and were promplty attacked by the rare black/white-tipped reef shark (as in the sharks were zebra striped but I/Jeremy Wade insisted on calling them the rare black/white-tipped reef sharks) and I/Jeremy Wade was really excited, while being eaten, that we were actually seeing the rare black/white-tipped reef shark. After awhile of being super excited about the aforesaid sighting, I/Jeremy Wade realized finally that hey, even though it's a really, really rare shark, I/Jeremy Wade were/was still being attacked by a freaking SHARK. At which point, I/Jeremy Wade gutted the thing with my scimitar (that had a day-glo hot pink, plastic handle and looked a lot more like a machete, but that's what I/Jeremy Wade called it, a scimitar...I wonder if I/Jeremy Wade duel-wield?). To stop the zebra-printed shark that was ripping apart co-worker B, I/Jeremy Wade cast Magic Missile. That's right, the D&D spell. This was most effective. Co-worker B was mad and told me she wasn't doing delivery at work any more, then stormed off.

In conclusion, I had a dream about how I was Jeremy Wade and I destroyed sharks with my hot pink scimitar and my awesome Magic Missile casting skillz.


The real Jeremy Wade, being much too enamored of fish and also very polite, would have let the sharks eat him.