Yoplait, you bastards
Nov. 9th, 2010 02:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
darkelf105Okay, so part of this is my own gullibility, nay, naivete, that all the yogurts that are "dessert" flavored would actually taste, sorta, kinda, maybe if you squint and pretend you that you don't have taste buds, like dessert.
HAH.
I will give Yoplait this, most of them are kinda palatable? I even, dare I say, LIKE the key lime pie flavored one. If one could say that it was key lime pie flavored and keep a straight face, which I can't, but I still like it.
HOWEVER, if you market something as being black forest cake flavored and have picture of CHOCOLATE cake on the carton, it should at least have a whiff of cocoa about it. I only tasted too sweet canned cherries and blah non-fat yogurt. Oh and artificial sweetner. Where is the fake chocolate taste? Now I'm pissed and I'm gonna eat a snickers. Way to ruin my healthy eating for the day, Yoplait. I need chocolate, or something that approximates chocolate. I thought I could trust you to at least provide a faux-chocolate experience. But you have failed.
Be ashamed, Yoplait, be very ashamed.
HAH.
I will give Yoplait this, most of them are kinda palatable? I even, dare I say, LIKE the key lime pie flavored one. If one could say that it was key lime pie flavored and keep a straight face, which I can't, but I still like it.
HOWEVER, if you market something as being black forest cake flavored and have picture of CHOCOLATE cake on the carton, it should at least have a whiff of cocoa about it. I only tasted too sweet canned cherries and blah non-fat yogurt. Oh and artificial sweetner. Where is the fake chocolate taste? Now I'm pissed and I'm gonna eat a snickers. Way to ruin my healthy eating for the day, Yoplait. I need chocolate, or something that approximates chocolate. I thought I could trust you to at least provide a faux-chocolate experience. But you have failed.
Be ashamed, Yoplait, be very ashamed.