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[darkelf105]

Holy fuck I hurt! I totally just got done doing, erm, some of "Latin Moves: A Beginners Workout". Okay, so I couldn't do all of it as I am fatter than a hippo at this point, but I made it through twenty minutes of the thirty minute workout before falling over gasping for breath like a beached tuna. I am sooooooooooooooooo glad no one saw that. I bet it was funny, however I just realized how serious of a coordination problem I really have. Also, one cannot dance sexy if one has to constantly stop and put out their hands to make the L because one cannot tell left from right. Also, my bookcase is apparently fat chick hip proof, but my hip is apparently not bookcase proof. Also certain goddamn cats should not come into certain rooms when certain owners are working out, because certain cats will get stepped on.

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[rayechu.livejournal.com]

Cat! Can't be worse then the time I stepped on your dog playing DDR.

meouch!!

[rokk-lobster.livejournal.com]

Doesn't your cat want to kill you though?

He must have been witness to your utter lack of grace before. Perhaps he ws trying to trip you? No, I forgot how stupid that cat is and that plann requires le effort.

No, it is much more probable that it was part of the rabbit's greater plot to drive you insane and the goal of world conquest.

Re: meouch!!

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

Dude, whyfor do I get hit for the things that I say, but you get to type meouch?