Bored....and a fool

[darkelf105]

So, I am just sitting here at work minding my own business, and the phone rings. I of course pick up and in my politest voice say "How may I help you?" and the guy on the phone says "Do you have the 'WHERE'S WALDO' movie?" and I'm thinking they made that a movie? But okay, so I look it up and of course there is no movie. Then he asks for "Ruff Ruff Meow Meow". So like an idiot I look it up. Nothing. Then he asks for "Wish I had a Watermelon" and before I have a chance to tell the ass on the phone to go piss off, the guy hangs up and I swivel around to tell my co-workers about the dude on the phone and the guard is beat red from trying not to laugh. I suck :). Cell phones suck. Guards at work suck. This is the fifth time he's gotten me. Monday he told me my catr was on fire and I totally believed him.

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[rayechu.livejournal.com]

I'll trade you. People call my work asking about dildos and magnum sized condoms.