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[darkelf105]

So Ryan and I have been watching lost. We have about four hours left in the first season and um, well.....


Here are the life lessons Lost has taught me thus far:

1. The Virgin Mary will hit you like a ton of bricks
2. Sayid can and will fix anything---and look sexy while doing it
3. Bald men become unhinged more easily than those with hair
4. If there is a man-eating monster in the jungle in the first episode, ten episodes later it will be superseded in importance by French people
5. Grates attract bald people
6. The new smoking man is an alcoholic brain surgeon
7. Australia is wack
8. Contrary to popular belief, white people do not sunburn, ever
9. Contrary to all expectations, humidity does not, nor will ever, frizz blonde hair
10.  Bodies can and do disappear from coffins and no one will freak out
11.  Hobbits do well in a jungle environment until heroine is introduced
12.  Polar bears make convenient plot devices
13.  If there is a lifeguard, and his name is Boone, he will be retarded
14.  French people may in fact be crazier than bald people
15. Random desert islands in the Pacific apparently collect airplanes the way I collect action figures
16.  If you kill the wrong man, a boar will come, pee on you shirt and generally make your life miserable—and afterwards you will learn a life lesson
17.  There is only room for one fat person per airplane
18.  If you are stranded on a desert island, you will have flashbacks—all the time—maybe even more than five times a day
19.  You can go swimming in a jungle and never get a leech
20.  No matter where in the world the real estate is, a golf couse can always be built.

Comments

[owaine.livejournal.com]

I have yet to watch a single episode of Lost. Even so, the only reference I really didn't get was the first one. I loved number 15 though. Very apropos. Every show concerning being trapped on a Pacific island inevitably has a crashed plane on it. I hadn't really considered it before you pointed it out, but there ya go.

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

Oh one of the myriad of planes the survivors found on the island was full of Virgin Mary statues (full of drugs of course) and when the plane fell again, the statues crushed the guy inside---Boone the retarded lifeguard.

[rayechu.livejournal.com]

Have not seen lost but that list is pretty damn funny. I must say I am curious about the polar bear.

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

Um.....it's complicated, but let's just say, they show up, get killed and then show up again the next time the scriptwriters need someone to run through the jungle.

[rayechu.livejournal.com]

LOL. So they are recurring polar bears.

[mrssakurapotter.livejournal.com]

I <3 this post.
LMAO!
I've only recently started atching Lost because I'm stuck sharing a room with my cousin Janeen at the moment--and she watches every possible show on television.
Anywho, it is interesting and gets you thinking. I think I mentioned this, but I'll say it again. THEY BURIED TWO PEOPLE ALIVE ON THE LATEST EPISODE.
So it has the creepy factor I like.
I LOVE ALL OF THE POINTS YOU MADE.
*cracks a rib lauging*
Owww...

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

Lost is interesting....I am not sure whether I love it or hate it....but I do know that I will keep watching it, just because I can't help myself.

[mrssakurapotter.livejournal.com]

All I know is that it makes me laugh--but my cousin is creeped out by me because I laugh. ^^;