Saint Seiya blathering---Also I need your help

[darkelf105]

Because I feel very sick and out of it today, I must speak of Saint Seiya, as it will make me feel better. And yes, this anime is so special it will never cease to amuse me.

So I've noticed, now that I'm watching the black saint arc for the fourth time (in which four saints!clones!shadows? of our intrepid heroes Dragon, Swan, Andromeda and Pegasus show up; these are the black saints. And boy, do you know that they are black) that everything in this arc is black. For example: "Oh noes, Black Pegasus hit me with the Black Meteor of Pegasus and now I have black spots all over my body! This must be the Black Terror!" Kid you not. Or: "We should go to the black market and eat some black berries whilst watching out for black sheep." Okay, not really, but it might happen, this is Saint Seiya after all.

Which brings me to my next point. For the last day and a half, I have been trying to annoy rokk_lobster (who has been watching Saint Seiya with me and making fun of it. Not like yours truly, who jests because I love, but because he is a big fat jerk face) by saying every sentence with at least one mention of something black. For example: I'm sorry sweetie, work didn't go so well today. That sucks. At least you are not blacklisted nor have you done anything you can be blackmailed for. So, let those black clouds lift from about you and join me for some Cuervo Black and coke."

I have run out of black things to say and now I need more. Comment, post your black thoughts and phrases and help me continue this, the black saint librarian arc.

I am hoping that if I keep saying black, four toothsome strangers in ridiculous dark armor will show up at my library and thus complete this the black arc of saint librarian.

 

Comments

[jetthomasboat.livejournal.com]

Were you referring to actual black berries or unspecified berries that were usually not black but because they were at the black market, were in fact black? Also, if I were at a black market, I would get some black licorice. I prefer red, but I assume they would only have black licorice at the black market.

P.S. If they showed up at your library, would there be like a black you? Like you with black face and doing moves like "black check out book"?

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

I meant blackberries:). As to your second question, I hadn't actually considered the possibility of a black me showing up. And considering that I have no special moves, I would just end up getting a black ass kicking from my black self. Thusly, perhaps I should stop being obnoxious forthwith...