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Go! Go! Mock conservapedia.com before it is completely infiltrated by satirists and we loose the ability to, as someone put it, "stare into the stupidity of the conservative online movement". Also, apparently unicorns are controversial and the reason they don't exist is that big, bad liberals killed them, according to teh Bible. Also this from their homepage:

February 2

• Did you know that faith is a uniquely Christian concept? Add to the explanation of what it means, and how it does not exist on other religions.

Yes apparently other religions can have faith, but not have it on them. 

And this, their article on Japan. Also if you click on the link to Asia, apparently the only thing of interest there, besides the fact that it's a continent, is that there are some non-christian religions. 

And one of the reasons that Wikipedia is biased is that in it's article on Feudalism it doesn't mention the feudal era of Japan or China, although at the bottom of the Wiki article there is a link to Indian feudalism and if you type in the Tokagawa Shogunate, there is an nice long article having to do with the military feudalism of Japan....but I digress, the reason I find that hilarious is well, if you clicked my links, you saw what they had to say about the country of Japan. That's right, it's an island chain, off of Asia. Period. So damn you wikipedia for not mentioning feudalism in Japan.

I really, really hope that someone finds out that this is a hoax because if not, wow. I mean, I know that there have got to be intelligent, educated conservatives out there, somewhere, maybe, so why is their encyclopedia so awful....I hope because it's a hoax.