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[darkelf105]

Go! Go! Mock conservapedia.com before it is completely infiltrated by satirists and we loose the ability to, as someone put it, "stare into the stupidity of the conservative online movement". Also, apparently unicorns are controversial and the reason they don't exist is that big, bad liberals killed them, according to teh Bible. Also this from their homepage:

February 2

• Did you know that faith is a uniquely Christian concept? Add to the explanation of what it means, and how it does not exist on other religions.

Yes apparently other religions can have faith, but not have it on them. 

And this, their article on Japan. Also if you click on the link to Asia, apparently the only thing of interest there, besides the fact that it's a continent, is that there are some non-christian religions. 

And one of the reasons that Wikipedia is biased is that in it's article on Feudalism it doesn't mention the feudal era of Japan or China, although at the bottom of the Wiki article there is a link to Indian feudalism and if you type in the Tokagawa Shogunate, there is an nice long article having to do with the military feudalism of Japan....but I digress, the reason I find that hilarious is well, if you clicked my links, you saw what they had to say about the country of Japan. That's right, it's an island chain, off of Asia. Period. So damn you wikipedia for not mentioning feudalism in Japan.

I really, really hope that someone finds out that this is a hoax because if not, wow. I mean, I know that there have got to be intelligent, educated conservatives out there, somewhere, maybe, so why is their encyclopedia so awful....I hope because it's a hoax.

Comments

[rayechu.livejournal.com]

At the very least, it is likely that they were taken aboard the Ark prior to the Great Flood. Sorry that last line made me laugh really hard. (Well only in my head, but you know what I mean.)

[rayechu.livejournal.com]

Holocaust
From Conservapedia

The Holocaust was the massacring of the Jewish race during World War II. The Germans are not to blame for this but the Nazi are. Besides 6 million Jews dying, 3 million Christians were killed also along with many priests and nuns. This is a very touchy subject for the Jews and is not often discussed amongst them.

[rayechu.livejournal.com]

Francis Bacon (http://www.conservapedia.com/Francis_Bacon)

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

Wow. I think, however, that is someone mocking them, as it is exactly what I would have written in mockery.

[rayechu.livejournal.com]

Oh I am sure it is, but it still made me laugh.
Also you did not answer your phone. As I called to see if you wanted to get cheap (as in I have $20.00 so if we stay under that I can pay for it) lunch/dinner at Mindy's and work on the stuff for fiction class.

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

Hooray! Sure. Let me shower. Lunch sounds good!

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

Actually....I cannot. I have no gas and no money for gas...I can't get to the bank until tomorrow....

[rayechu.livejournal.com]

No problem, we just need to stay under $20.00, which should be fine for stuff because soup sounds really good. Don't forget to bring the stories we got in class!

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

I canna come....no gas and no way to put in a tank....Sides, my mom doesn't want me to leave as she is making enchiladas....

[rayechu.livejournal.com]

Sadness =/ And I was all excited too. Oh well, it's okay. I'll call you when I have the rough draft of my story. I don't know how long that will take because I looked up some stuff about algal blooms and the dead zone in the gulf of Mexico, so I kinda want to set the story in Mexico, but I am not quite sure how to start.