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So Ryan and I have been watching lost. We have about four hours left in the first season and um, well.....


Here are the life lessons Lost has taught me thus far:

1. The Virgin Mary will hit you like a ton of bricks
2. Sayid can and will fix anything---and look sexy while doing it
3. Bald men become unhinged more easily than those with hair
4. If there is a man-eating monster in the jungle in the first episode, ten episodes later it will be superseded in importance by French people
5. Grates attract bald people
6. The new smoking man is an alcoholic brain surgeon
7. Australia is wack
8. Contrary to popular belief, white people do not sunburn, ever
9. Contrary to all expectations, humidity does not, nor will ever, frizz blonde hair
10.  Bodies can and do disappear from coffins and no one will freak out
11.  Hobbits do well in a jungle environment until heroine is introduced
12.  Polar bears make convenient plot devices
13.  If there is a lifeguard, and his name is Boone, he will be retarded
14.  French people may in fact be crazier than bald people
15. Random desert islands in the Pacific apparently collect airplanes the way I collect action figures
16.  If you kill the wrong man, a boar will come, pee on you shirt and generally make your life miserable—and afterwards you will learn a life lesson
17.  There is only room for one fat person per airplane
18.  If you are stranded on a desert island, you will have flashbacks—all the time—maybe even more than five times a day
19.  You can go swimming in a jungle and never get a leech
20.  No matter where in the world the real estate is, a golf couse can always be built.