Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mateys! Be this the good ship Library?

I am very excited! I came into work today and I found out they're turning the circulation desk into a pirate ship for summer reading. We get rigging and masts and a wheel and super cute black polos with a skull and cross bones on it and we have a super cute pirate mural that Cheryl painted and I am very happy for this is the summer of pirates! And I think I will come to work dressed as a ninja. Maybe Cheryl will fight me for dominance of the sea. Also, we need a merman, a really hot one.....to look at for inspiration, not fondle no, never that.  OOOOOH, excited. Yeah, I know, I'm like five, so sue me.