Agh, why with the fanfic?

( Harry Potter---Spoilery )

I would however, like to report an incident of harm caused by reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Ryan had to use the bathroom and disappeared into it with his copy of DH. He was on the pot for about twenty-five to thirty minutes. He was very engrossed in the book. But he failed to come out, and I had to pee, so I went to the bathroom and pretty much demanded that he vacate forthwith. Well, I heard a clang and a shout...........Apparently, I had startled him and he had jumped up smashing his head into the towel rack. The bar in the middle is now bent and dented. That's right, DH has caused me property damage.  Ryan appears to be alright as he is still stalwartly plowing through the book even though, despite his best efforts, I still finished before him. Silly boy.