Nothing says I love you more than stuffed rodents.

This is what I got for Made-Up-Sooper-Expensive-Guilt-Making-Loneliness-Causing-Pink-White-And-Red-Fake-Heart-Shaped-Corporate-Backed-Consumer-Holiday isn't it cute? It looks just like my old guinea pig, Coconut, who died a long time ago.  Thank you Ryan, love. Tis adorable.

ETA: it also has glittery paw and ears. Highly desirable traits in a guinea pig, I assure you.

Baaaaa baaa baaa

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You should all feel ashamed that you're not more appetizing.