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[darkelf105]

This is not my week. First my body says fuck you and totally quits on me and I have this horrible leaky, pink scabby thing on my FACE from my goddamn spider bite, now I have missed the chair at work slammed so hard into the bookshelf behind me that the wind was knocked out of me and I couldn't talk and there is a horrible, painful knot between my shoulder blades (I could cry but I won't give bad luck that satisfaction) and I have a blinding headeach from where my head cracked into a crate during said fall, but the worst is that they have changed the artist of the Drizzt comics...and I hate them. I have never wanted to bitch someone out this bad before. Val Semaikis or whatever the hell your name is, I am coming for you. Later this week when I have time I will scan the comics in and you will see the goodness that is Seely and the crap on paper that is the other guy. I HATE MARVEL, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE MY FORGOTTEN REALMS TURNED INTO A BLOODY GODDAMN PRINCE VALIANT COMIC. Cuz that's what it looks like, but worse, way worse. Anywho stolen pirate memeage. You are The Cap'n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

What's Yer Inner Pirate?
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[rayechu.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I hope classes go better and your day at least ends well.