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[darkelf105]

The fiancee found a movie in which Chuck Norris is described as "Amurica's doomsday weapon".

He also found a movie that stars both Chuck Norris AND David Carradine. In his words "I dunno about that. That might just be too much old white dudes doing Kung Fu for one screen to handle."

Do with this information what you will.

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[hittokiri-korru.livejournal.com]

Norris is a doomsday weapon because he is a conservative.

Anyway, I fight between the two would not be a kung fu fight. Do the best of my knowledge only Carradine would be doing any gung fu fighting, he really was only good at Qi Gong and Tai Chi. Chuck Norris on the other hand is a VERY high ranking Tang Soo Do practitioner as well as Brazilian Jujitsu. Tang Soo Do looks ALOT like Karate.

In a real fight I would have had to put my bet on Norris, but I certainly wouldn't mind if Carradine knocked some political sense into Norris.

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Theory on Norris's insanity***

Brazillian Jiujitsu is focused on the ground, lots of wrestling around cranking on peoples necks till they scream. Tang Soo Do bears similarities to Taekwando, lots of high flying kicks. Reminds me of a story I heard on "1,000 ways to die" dude goes diving than gets into an airplane later that same day, the pressure change makes his head explode. Sounds like the difference between ground and air is making him hallucinate that gays are trying to infect us, turning us all into socialist devil worshipers.

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

Norris is a doomsday weapon because he is a conservative. No truer words.

You know, on an intellectual level, I know that there is HUGE differences in martial arts and fighting styles...but it never occurs to me until I make an ass of myself :).

Thanks for the info....and I think you may have something on Norris's sanity, although I stopped following what the dipshit said awhile ago. Convincing my parents that he's batshit insane has been hard, so I still see episodes of "Walker Texas Ranger".