Fuck you Puzzle Quest---Video game rant part one because I am sure there will be more

[darkelf105]

I have a fever...it's broken and I feel a little bit better, but my head still aches and I have a very sore throat. And I am restless. So I decided to play Puzzle Quest. Well, you know what, fuck you Puzzle Quest. If I click three red tiles and get three mana and on the enemy's turn THEY get three mana, but because of how things moved, they also get four skulls, five yellow mana, twenty blue mana, 15 points of experience, no less than five extra turns and all the gold on the board and that really cool purse I wantes at Target but was too cheap to buy because this goddamn bat is trying to take EVERYTHING from me and all the while it is taking so damn long for me to get beaten to pulp that I could go brush my teeth if I really wanted, to,  so yeah, fuck you Puzzle Quest. And your mom's a whore you stupid goddamn vampire bat that I can't beat. How is that I leveled up twice, and each time I leveled up you got MORE hit points? The fuck am I supposed to beat you if I can never out level you? Damn it. OH, and you Darkhunter. Fuck you and your crush on undead things. Help me fight the goddamn vampire bat whose mom is a whore. Dammit. I want to beat that bat so bad. I need some more Tylenol.

Comments

[lady-bell.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, aww, angry Katie is funny when she goes on a mad swearing rampage. Hope the tylenol helps!

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

It seems to be. I am don't feel like I'm burning anymore. Just slightly achy. And Mum bought me some ginger ale. I still haven't beaten that bat, though. I hate it. Maybe more than I've ever hated anything. Which is a lot, because I have a lot of hate for many things. But thank you :).

[rayechu.livejournal.com]

=/
Some of the monsters level up as you do, or so I have noticed. At least we still get exp for loosing, as I can't beat the two-headed troll.

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

I know. The key to this game is to out stubborn it. I am very stubborn, as you well know :).

[rayechu.livejournal.com]

Yes. I just want you to catch up so we can play!

[owaine.livejournal.com]

Tell us how you really feel. Don't hold back.

That said, and as I duck behind big and bulky to hide, when I find a game that does things like that I move on to something else. I play computer games for enjoyment. Case in point; Lord of the Rings, Battle for Middle Earth. Beautiful looking game. Good UI (user interface). Hate the game. I gen more resources, build more buildings, usually make more troops, and yet I can't get past the first battle. Like World of Warcraft (not the online game), I believe that the computer opponents do not need to farm resources to build and make troops.

I simply refuse to play a game that frustrating.

Hope you get to feeling better quickly.

Robert
p.s. what days are you in the library this week? I got a call today saying my books are in.

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

I am work from 12:30-8 on Tues, from 12:00-8:00 on Weds, I MAY be at work from 4:00-8:00 on Thurs, and on Friday I am there from 11:00-6:00. I really really, like this game...it's very innovative...I just can't beat the bat. It's not like I HAVE to beat the bat, but now it's a matter of pride because no asshole bat is going to get the best of me :). And you are correct. If the game's no fun, try something else....which is why "Dirge of Cerberus" is collecting dust...despite having the hottest guy ever as the main character. I spent too much time drooling and not enough time shooting, and thus I always died.

[rayechu.livejournal.com]

We really do need to play the twin characters soon :)
(Check out the posting times on the last set of comments.)

[rayechu.livejournal.com]

Nooo. She can't quit, because she won't play with me until she catches up, and I want to play at least once!
I think one of us will be at work every day for the rest of the week, but don't quote me on it.