Bugger

[darkelf105]

Mothefucker, the damn opposum just stole the whole damn trash bag and is proceeding to strew it across the lawn. Baby has armed herself with no less than three squeaky balls and a bone. Apparently this impresses upon the opposum how much more awesome she is compared to it. She has forces to marshall into battle, I guess. Go ball battalion, bones at the ready. Charge! Anywho, when the dog started barking like a nut and zooming around the house trying to find all her toys so she could display them to our opposum friend, the cat took off and hid in the bathroom, where he found and ate another spider. Artemis looks rather smug, as we took away the big, black, hand sized spider he was playing with earlier. This one is smaller and seems to have died early in Artemis's ministrations, because he only chewed half of it and is now batting the rest around on the floor. Yes, Artemis, Bug Ninja, killer of all that is insectile, although he will also kill arachnids if he has to. I just hope he doesn't bring the spider to bed. Last summer he killed some huge ass locus looking thing and brought the bug to bed. I found it on my pillow in the morning. Needless to say, some one didn't get fed for awhile.

Comments

[rayechu.livejournal.com]

Ewwwwww. I think there was a bug in my bed last night as there is a rather large bugbite on my arm.

[rokk-lobster.livejournal.com]

You forgot to mention the laser pointer humor ;)