darkelf105: (wellcrap)
I think there is such a thing as too much Thanksgiving. I am there. After five days of very delicious but exceedingly rich left overs, I just want a goddamn apple and some carrots. And we have neither.
darkelf105: (drizzt)
I positively hate the new Drizzt novel. Yeah, that's right, I said. I hate, nay, despise a Drizzt novel. There will most likely be death by alien invaders tomorrow, FYI.

It is quite possibly not only one of the worst Drizzt novels I've ever read (which is saying something), it's also quite possibly one of the worst books I've read and finished, period.

How the hell do you go from the wonderful that was The Pirate King to the slow slog through hell that is The Ghost King? For the sake of all the is good and awesome, how can a book that contains Jarlaxle be BORING? HOW CAN JARLAXLE BE BORING? I dunno, but Salvatore managed it.

Also, no one gives a rat's ass about Cadderly Bonduce's children. They are not only human and teenaged twins, they are also BORING. In fact, their being human and teenaged twins consigns them to the realm of boring fantasy characters almost instantly.

Regis and Catti-brie, you guys got punked. Neither of you were ever my favorite characters, but I weep for you fates. I am sorry.

Blech

Nov. 21st, 2009 01:10 pm
darkelf105: (school=painful)
Michelle Sagara is ruining my life. I don't have time to read the next two books in the Chronicles of Elantra series AND write a synthesis of Plato's Critias and Republic AND finish the Aristotle I still have left to read.

....and I'm weak, so we all know I'm gonna read the Chronicles of Elantra, skip the Aristotle entirely and write a really, really crappy paper.

Whine!Flail.
darkelf105: (dork)
Whilst walking down Chester Ave on my way to school I overheard this:

Studen A: ...and then there was the civil war*. In which the good ones fought the good ones, yanno?

Student B: Yeah, exactly. And then after it was all over they created another dimension.....

And then I could hear no more and did not want to be a creepy stalker and so kept walking.

But that sounded way epic.


*they may have been talking about the American Civil War, just by the way the one student said it. It sounded like it had capitals. But I cannot be sure. I kinda hope they were.
darkelf105: (orpheus)
So in between trying really, really hard not to speed through Michelle Sagara's Cast in Secret, I've been reading Diana Peterfreund's Rampant. It's a little story about a social outcast who arrives in Rome and has a fling with a gorgeous boy and she just so happens to be training to be a unicorn hunter, cuz in this world unicorns are mostrous, unstoppable killers and it's the virgin ladies' job to make 'em extinct. Have to say, despite knowing very little about traditional unicorn lore (or cross-cultural "unicorn" lore for that matter), I find Peterfreund's creations to be scary, compelling and believable. And despite being YA in the first person, which tends to turn me off, I really, really enjoy Astrid's voice*. Although, I gotta say, even though her mum was right and there really are killer unicorns out there and Astrid really can fight them, she's till kinda a loony tune and pretty selfish. But Astrid's reaction to her is spot on and I like her for it quite a bit, because really, can't help who your mum is, even if she's crazy, you still love her.



*(and her continued insistence that just because there isn't an explanation for the unicorns, doesn't make them magic. Also she consistently points out that the other girls' theory about Alexander the Great and the goddess Diana make no LOGICAL sense, even if one DID believe in Roman goddesses and that Alexander the Great rode a unicorn. I just soooooo hope Peterfreund doesn't cop out and make Astrid wrong and everything's all magic, because let me tell you, Astrid is a refreshing protaganist what with being a proponent of science and all.)
darkelf105: (tacticslove)
Despite all the badness going on, I'm still going to Ohayocon this year. Tis my first con, and I gotta admit, I'm pretty excited.
darkelf105: (renomisery)
The skin on my face is red, itchy and flaking off. I feel like I'm made of instant mashed potatoes.


Must needs buy some cold cream. To the Target.

Books

Nov. 11th, 2009 11:03 am
darkelf105: (cat)
I started Michelle Sagara's "Cast in Shadow". It's doing wonders in cheering me up and distracting me. I'm only half-way through it, but I went back to the bookstore to get the next two in the series. Prolly shouldn't have done that, what with the fact that I'm going to most likely be taking a huuuuuuuuuuuuge, involuntary pay cut in January, but, so is life, and books are my life when it's not going so well.


Also, Sagara's tone reminds me A LOT of Lorna Freeman's Borderlands books, so that is full of epic, epic win. I ♥ grumpy anthro kitties, always.
darkelf105: (nat20)
Holy awesome, Batman! Lorna Freeman's "Shadows Past" is up for pre-order on Amazon.


I LOVE the Borderlands novels soooooooooooo much, BUT they just STOPPED and I was left with nothing to do except obsessively re-read that the two that are out. And give them to the significant other, who also re-reads them obsessively . I tried to stalk Lorna Freeman online for like the past two years with no results. Also nagged the previous publisher of her novels ceaselessly (OH THE LETTERS AND THE WHINE!FLAIL that came outta me) because she just disappeared, and left one of my favorite series just hanging, unfinished. Oh, it was horrible...but, but...now they may be releasing it? They had better be, because I had that fucker pre-ordered that last time, and then it was canceled and there was horror and gnashing of teeth.....


but but but, yay!1!11111!!!!!!!!! new Borderlands. I can barely contain my glee.

::le sigh::

Nov. 5th, 2009 12:20 pm
darkelf105: (school=painful)
I have given up having a weekend to take Latin. I think this may make me a bad person.
darkelf105: (Default)
Why yes Covergirl (or other assorted make-up company, I was only half paying attention, what with the DEATH), I do not look like Jessica Alba. And am horribly afflicted and gross because I don't and am also a bad person who kills puppies. But wait! You have a cure for this malicious malfeasance on the part of the universe and my parents' DNA? Really? I only have to buy your mascara? Oh thank god! Not looking like Jessica Alba can be a real pain, so for seven dollars, I'll DEFINITELY fix this. Right away!




...except advertising works and despite my rage over the body issues women have competing with utterly gorgeous Hollywood gals and their unrealistic looks, I'm still going to buy a new tube of mascara...probably as soon as I can stop coughing....
darkelf105: (laviallenwtf)
I have the worst case of flu. I haven't been this sick since I was a kid. This is the fourth day of it and the only reason I'm ambulatory is because I have a math test (sorry all you anonymous CSU suckers I will come in contact with, because despite my best efforts to wash my hands every chance I get and proper cough etiquette, you'll all probably get it as this mofo is contagious as hell).

I have spent more time in front of the tv than I have in the last three years combined. It's led to some startling realizations on my part:

There is nothing on. Why are we all paying for this?

Yes, you can watch the same episode of the Daily Show three times in the same day and still be amused. It also proves how lazy you are.

The drug Chantix is a ho and prolly killed your grandmother.

No, I do not want to go to Scott Hamilton And Friends On Ice. Scott Hamilton hasn't got any friends, precious. Only acquaintances.

I find the commercial for car insurance with the talking pothole hysterical. I dunno. Gimme a break, I've been running a fever on and off for days.

Black Jack tacos look disgusting. Por que? Por que.

I have no brain left, especially not after twelve+ hours of the Golden Girls. God I hate Blanche.
darkelf105: (orpheus)
Started playing Persona 3 again as a break from the frustration that is now Dissidia. Alas, I am still in Tartarus leveling up because I noticed in two more levels, I can fuse Dionysus. I don't even care if he sucks, I am now fixated on making this happen.
darkelf105: (jomyfabulous)

Soulless by Gail Carriger

 

What a silly, poufy read! Set in Victorian London, the story follows the misadventures of one Alexia Tarabotti, spinster, in all of her vampire slaying, werewolf chastising, and treacle eating glory.  In this world, vampires and werewolves have been indirectly on the political scene for ages, but during the early fifteenth century, they became tired of living playaing politics in the shadows and thus came into power more directly by revealing their monster-y selves to the world. This results in the Renaissance. Further along in history, England becomes a haven for the supernatural, embracing them and using their prodigious powers and knowledge, to TAKE OVER THE WORLD, er, establish the British Empire. Werewolves, vampires and ghosts are the three types of supernatural beings inhabiting this Victorian Earth, and apparently these beings are the result of having too much “soul”. Carriger is never quite clear on the mechanics of her supernatural beings, but it lends a sense of the numinous to the novel, rather than detracting from it. Alexia, on the other hand, has no soul at all, which means she directly counteracts the effects of having too much soul, thus when she touches a werewolf or a vampire, they turn into mortals. Clearly, antics will ensue.

Needless to say, despite some problems with the world building* , I really, really enjoyed it. Alexia is a splendid protag and I totally, totally loved her. Anybody who is worried about messing up their dress and what’s for dessert after whacking a vampire in the nether regions with a brass parasol has got my attention. Alexia is stringent, intelligent, stubborn and something else. I loved her voice. I also enjoyed the romance between Alexia and Lord Maccon. Maccon is obviously an Alpha male character. After all, he is the alpha of the main werewolf pack in London, and yet he never comes off as a douche-bag or asshat. He asks Alexia her opinions, treats her like an equal and loves her for herself… and her prodigious bosoms, but hey, he’s a man, so we’ll forgive him. I have a love/hate relationship with the Victorians, mainly because they were assholes. I usually try not judge history too much, but Victorian ideas of race, gender and class are partly to blame for a large chunk of the world’s problems today. However, Carringer’s tone is so silly and wonderful, that I just sort of ignored most of my objections to her world building. I hope, however, that she will add some more significant female characters and that they will be as wonderful as Alexia in the next book. Ivy, Alexia’s best friend is the next most significant female character and although she is personable, she is nowhere near as well developed as almost all of the secondary male characters, such as Professor Lyall, the werewolf pack’s beta male, or Floote, the Tarrabotti’s butler.  But all in all, Soulless was an absolutely charming read.

 

 

 

*most of them having to do with the irritation I experience when modern writers set things in Victorian times and proceed to point out how society expected women to be pretty worthless and then proceed to prove that modern writers still think that female characters aren’t as interesting as male characters thus sorta making them asshats for pointing it out in the first place. I mean, read Jane Austen. Her characters live and breathe the time period (what with her books being written in the period, but whatever) and all of the weird complex social mores of the time, and yet all the female characters are believable, human individuals. I don’t like the whole, “These societies devalued females, so therefore women from these societies must have been cardboard cutouts of the male expectations of their time period and so must have just been set dressing for the historical goings on.” Yeah, except that sorta writes women completely out of history. So no woman in a male dominated society was ever an individual or anything, ever, right?

darkelf105: (benitora)
After glutting myself on Lady Lovely Locks vids via YouTube all day, I was reminded that I was once a fan of the very, very awful Siegfried and Roy cartoon....and upon snooping, I have discovered that Amazon has a DVD, most likely of horrible quality, but of DVD nonetheless, of some  the show for about six dollars. I have ordered it.

This time, you may judge me and I shall not be angered or peeved by it.
darkelf105: (mystery)
I am dumping a whole bunch of reviews here. Nothing spectacular or particularly insightful, but I’ve read quite a few books that I’ve been quite taken with recently and thus feel obligated to share.

Pump Six and Other Stories )
Four and Twenty Blackbirds and Wings to the Kingdom )

Gardens of the Moon and Deadhouse Gates )
darkelf105: (shame)
Why did no one tell me Mika's new album is out...and has been out for awhile?

I have been missing out!

On greatness.

Woe is me, now I'm going to have to listen to it till it's dead to make up for lost time.
darkelf105: (lolcount)
So what if my plans for this evening are to go home and finish off a bottle of blackberry brandy with a gallon or so of real strong tea and watch Lady Lovely Locks on YouTube. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

....and then I'm maybe going to write so Drizzt Do'Urden fanfic because Ghost King pissed me off and I gotta let off some steam before I rant about it on the interwebs...but that doesn't make me CRAZY, does it?


Piffle

Oct. 6th, 2009 01:07 pm
darkelf105: (Default)

I want a top hat. A really, really cool top hat and some lacy black gloves to go with it....but le sigh, have not the money to buy it because I am moving in January.


Black Stripy Top Hat with Cameo Victorian, Goth


Steampunk wedding in 2011, methinks. Mainly so I have an excuse to buy a top hot.
darkelf105: (drizzt)
Happy New Drizzt Book Day Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!

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